Comparing Programming Languages in real life
Want to know the programming language equivalent in real life ? Just for fun, Digital reality compiled collection of programming languages and their meanings from Assembler, Fortran, Basic, Cobol, PHP, Pascal ..., etc. Personally I'm in love with the PHP lady, what about you ?
PHP - Slick and slim lady. Very portable. Does nice and amazing things with her small body. Very good in aerobics. Not very sexy but intact. She is the kind of women that most men are happy to wed, though she will need a house maid because she is unable to carry heavy workload.
